Bertonians(n) – Weird but definitely interesting people.
Below are some the accounts on how the Bertonians came to be … the most that I can remember … Forgive me if i have jumbled the events, its sequence and details … feel free to correct/add/suggest as needed …
First part is dedicated to the origin of the team’s name … and the rest are the accounts of what made the team a one-of-a-kind solid top performing team … in stats and in everything else.
Read on Berto …
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Kawasan
The origin, where it all started … the first team building activity for the team and one of the best team buildings we had. There we met a very interesting person by the name of Berto. He was the husband of the daughter of the care taker of Scott’s rest house that we used for the team building. It was located about 1.5 km from the chapel in Kawasan - the starting point of the trek to the falls.
Berto was interesting in many ways. He was an all around guy who technically knows everyone – or thinks he knows so. He was our guide for the trek. He was our cook – who flips a whole fish from the burning charcoal to its other side using his bare hands. He was our “rafts-man”. And he claims to have met everyone in the team, some time, somewhere in his past. He claimed to have met Mark in Talamban, claimed to have known a certain Jojo in Bohol “with a basakan” and asked Kei about him. He claimed that Jollibee Banawa has a secret underground lair where all employees wear read shirts as uniform. He was a comrad in our inuman sessions and an interesting personailty overall. With that, we named our team on his honor.
Another interesting event that started in Kawasan and became a regular on every teambuilding activity is the making of a “Master Showman”. The master showman in every team building – a unique way of unleashing the creativity, artistic, violent talent in each Bertonian. Each team building event is a stage for any Bertonian willing to share his uniqueness in character and personality.
For our first official outing, it was inaugurated by Mark who was the first to take the spotlight. Diving in the rocks several times on our trek down Kawasan Falls each time uttering the phrase “ok lang ko” and boasting of his Taiwaneese language prowess for the duration of the trek to our rest house. And later that evening, the main event – Goldie vs Ereth. The clash of the Titans, thrilla in Kawasan. At this point, I’ll reserve my right to be silent about the details, all the “Bertonian oldies” knows about it – and the only casualty as a result of that main event, was Caesar. bwahahaha
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Boljoon
Boljoon is a town about 3hrs away from Cebu City and the venue for one of our team outing activity. It was a memorable event for several reasons. For one, it was the first team building the first ladies were able to join. It was where they traded secrets and where the ‘alliance’ was formed – bad for the men.
It was one of the few team buildings we had where we were almost complete – the only person who wasn’t able to join was Lynbert aka Boy Ki, who had an important personal/family event he had to attend.
Star of the event was Rogelio “Boypaks” Genetiano Jr with a stunning R-18 performance on the beach – photos were banned due to the nature of its content
Best supporting roles were given to Eldeen “Ka Freddie” and Gie with a photogenic, touching moment …
Best love duo for the night goes to Jimmy “Jimboy Hamis” and Yam … Jim, what’s with the Julie’s Bakeshop van?
Best romantic moment awarded to Marc John and partner for their romantic “stroll-along-the-beach-holding-hands-looking-for-sea-shells” scene.
Best suspense moment goes to Caesar and wife Chantal … where the famous phrase ” ali ba, dili lagi tika unsaon” originated.
Best time was lunch time along the beach coast, sharing boodle-boodle with the team. And a shot of whisky to share – more like a cartoon-full of long neck if I remember correctly.
And who could forget the 3-hr trek to the ”False”. :)
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Portofino x3
First was with JM’s “D’ Wowie DeGuzman look-a-like” team. I would like to apologize though, that I have nothing much to retract on the said event. Everything was a blur. The only 3 things i remembered were:
- Jimmy “boy hamis” Perez being grilled and served as the main course for the night – Jimmy a la carte with Meryl sauce.
- Lynbert and Jimmy cursing Bong for their “hell-of-a-ride” experience.
- And yours truly, parading the corridors of Marina mall and the isles of Ester Drugstore topless.
Second Portofino event was the first for Marc “Pepe Smith” Espano and wife to join the team – who marveled us with his English speaking skills communicating to Sho’s youngest son. With that talent, Marc earned himself the “Linguist of the Night” award.
Best performance was given to Goldie (again) for his drama-action solo scene for “Ang Cellphone Ko – Swisshhh … Blag!!” peace Golds
The best part for me is the opportunity to share the whole teambuilding experience with my wife.
And who could forget the 3rd Portofino event? I definitely can’t as I was forced and obliged to contact their office, ask for apologies and travel back to pay for the overnight rental that everyone else neglected to pay – intentionally if I may emphasize.
Best wisdom scene goes to Yanix … with his English oration/declamation/impromptu speech entitled “I love my TL” and his best-as-real-life personalization of “ang batang yagit sa balcony” scene.
Stars of that night – Mckie “Boy patik” Aya-ay with his nominated scene “1-2-3 Heeppp!!” and who can forget Amat’s semi-nude performance with the “hoping-ladies-to-be” frolicking at the beach side.
I know I may have jumbled some of the events and I can’t completely recall how many times the team has been to Portofino for a teambuilding activity. Oh well, moving on…
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Argao
A place for an unforgettable event – a farewell party for a Bertonian member who bade her farewell to the team for a better opportunity outside.
One of the best events in terns of food and accommodation – nothing less expected from the care and accommodation given by an Armie Narca.
Who can forget the midnight drama of Amats along the beach … best drama/action/suspense scene for the whole team building activity.
The great river stone castle cruise with the team and a dip at their refreshing pool.
For me, the experience was made more memorable shared with my wife – one of the few team building activities she was able to join.
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Boardwalk
Less attended team building activity, but definitely not less memorable.
The usual casts were there, sharing a good sessions of stories, booze and … nothing else.
Shared with guest star Rogelio “Boy Paks” and his Talaba props.
The event was Eldeen’s time to shine … together with his angels …
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Seafront
Together with team WeKnowNa – JM’s team. A spur of the moment team building activity with no concrete plans – but it turned out just right.
What was to be JM’s team building activity was dominated by a Bertonian’s star performer in disguise. Star of the night, goes to, no one else, hands down Jasper “Veterans Move” Arranguez, with his dazzling ballet performance and acrobatic moves for his visual interpretation of the song “Hit me Baby one more time” by PreciouzLei. Hands-down, the best performance ever – with all the hoolla moves, swan dance, groin-splitting splits showing the old dog still has a few tricks up his sleeve … the best.
And another teambuilding activity spent with my wife.
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Pinamungahan
And who can forget the Pinamunghan experience.
First, made memorable by the fact that the person who suggested the place, never attended the event – right Yanix? hehehehe
Star performer for the night was Jimmy with his Oscar award winning drama performance for his role as the forsaken boyfriend for the movie “Gone in 3 days”.
Special participation by Cid and wife – thanks for the photos Cid – by Caesar and family, by Jaja and family and the ever present Heart who became an adopted member of the Bertonians family.
And made extra memorable by the participation of Raul “Konsehal” and family who arrived the next morning.
Best supporting role goes to the lechon that served as our only source of food for much of the duration of the activity – Dinner, early morning siesta, breakfast and lunch.
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Bohol
The last for me, and one of the most memorable.
Best performance goes to the Bertonians choir!!!
Best original lyrics goes to the angels – Rae, Steph, Lei, Arms and Heart (for choreography
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For details, you may view my separate post on this link.
And what made it more special? My wife was with the team for the whole activity.
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And we also have famous hangouts and events that bonded the team closer…
- Basketball sessions at Bright Academy that we used to do every Tuesday night.
- Rae’s birthday celebrated at Coon Grill and Restaurant – frequent place for the team’s bonding sessions because of their buy 4 take 1 promo for their red horse beer.
- Mark’s wedding. Gathering of the team and the first ladies “society” – first for Ryan’s wife Nina
- Sinulog 2009 celebrated at Amat’s place – a chance for the first ladies to have a get together celebrated with Sho’s wife and kids.
- Pocherohan sa Talamban before it was permanently demolished. With every Friday night a must night for the team – a night of songs and request for the good songs sang by a good artist and guitar man.
- Family Park for the swimming sessions – or 1 session more like it. With plans for a team’s swimming lesson never came to be.
- Sessions at Babes Talamban with babe’s pancit Canton as the mainstay pulotan.
- Stand by’s at Mark’s place in Talamban – more like Mark’s Uncle’s place. Sugba, kilaw and record breaking lapad performance.
- Videoke sessions at Bubbles at downtown Cebu.
- Late evening and early morning videoke sessions at Manila Lahug where we experienced good hospitality with rocks being hurled at us for the noise we were generating.
- Sing-a-long at Steph’s place with Yanix stealing the show from everyone. Unfortunately I lost the video to prove my claim – or maybe its just saved somewhere in my cellphone. bato bato sa langit … Great BBQ cooking courtesy of the hosts, Steph and Heart.
- Mark’s baby. The latest addition to the Bertonian’s family.
- And one of the best event for me, my birthday surprise from the team – unforgettable. Ice cream from konsehal. Delicious chocolate cakes from Steph and Heart, pasta by Jaja’s wife Honey … yummy …
That is it as far as my memory could capture. And I encourage each to contribute or correct facts I missed out.
As individuals, we have our own priorities and dreams to pursue. Somewhere along the way, we will go our own separate ways as we travel life’s path. Call me idealistic, I don’t care, but I cherished the times spent with the team and the memories built; and bonds of friendship created that will transcend time and distance.
I know this will not be the last time the Bertonians team will meet, and I hope we’ll all meet again soon.
And being the idealistic person that I am, I always fuel the fire in my heart that tells me a Bertonian will always be a Bertonian and will always be connected with the family … family of friendship, camaraderie and team.
Long live the Bertonians …















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